Religion News of the Day – Worlds Smartest Man Says There is No Heaven

Stephen Hawkings, the worlds smartest wheelchair bound man, which coincidentally also classifies him as possible super-villain says there is no heaven.  Who are you to disagree?

“So, it turns out that world-famous British physicist Stephen Hawking doesn’t believe in a “Heaven” or an afterlife. When we die, our brains shut down and then… nothing.

Death, according to Hawking, is even more of a drag than we thought. No pearly gates, no rebirth, no playing harps on cloud tops. These stories of stuff that happens after death are just that; they’re “fairy tales,”Hawking told the UK’s Guardian in a recent interview.”


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Posted by on May 19, 2011 in Uncategorized


“It Is Better To Live Alone In The Desert, Than With A Crabby Complaining Wife”



Religion News of the Day

Turns out,  originally GOD appears to have had a better half.  It seems omnipotence doesn’t provide the foresight to avoid being trapped by the sprite killing void that is marriage.


Religion Fact of the Day

In Wisconsin alone, there exists $4.8 Billion worth of tax-exempt religious properties.


Religion Pic of the Day

Self explanatory

















Religion Vid of the Day



Everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth… Its heresy to admit otherwise

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Posted by on March 23, 2011 in Uncategorized


“And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night”

I had a little bit to drink last night and just realized i started scheduling visits by Jehovah’s Witnesses to my friends houses.  Why? I dont know…

Religion News of the Day

“Glenn Beck Thinks Japan Earthquake is a Message from GOD”

My feelings for Glenn Beck are roughly akin to my feelings towards morbidly obese people.  Not good.  Normally i would not waste thought on him (or them) but he has a popular show so when he goes on the air saying he thinks shit like earthquakes are a message from GOD, lots of people actually listen and take it as news.  Which pisses me off.  EARTHQUAKES ARE NOT A SIGN FROM GOD!! Everyone knows earthquakes happen because you touch yourself.

Religion Fact of the Day

There is such thing as Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.  9.85 for a box of 50.  I didn’t realize communion wasn’t exempt from such earthly problems.  Weird.

Religion Myth of the Day

The Koran does not say anywhere that you will get 72 virgins in the afterlife if you die a martyr. (Suckers)

Religion Quote of the Day

“If you fear highhandedness from your wives, remind them [of the teaching of God], then ignore them when you go to bed, then hit them” – Sura(Quran)  4:34

Religious Pic of the Day

Why? Because i had to, thats why..

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Posted by on March 17, 2011 in Uncategorized


“He sends forth His word and heals them and rescues them from the pit and destruction”

Religion Quote of the Day

“But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are and abomination to you.” – Leviticus 11:10


Religion Fact of the Day

Hell is never mentioned in the Old Testament

Religion News of the day

“The Evolution of a God Gene”

I have a bunch of these articles saved up because i think they are particularly interesting, they talk about how religious beliefs may be an evolutionary adaptation which provided early peoples with some sort of competitive advantage.

Religion Video Of the Day

This is a compilation of clips from the movie Jesus Camp.  Its a few years old, but this shit is still freaky.  This video epitomizes much of what i hate about religion.

Religion Pic of the Day

Midgets are just plain funny

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Posted by on March 15, 2011 in Uncategorized


“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby complaining wife”

Religion Video of the Day

Tried to think of a witty comment to attach to this video, but God saw fit not to inspire me this morning


Religion Pic of the Day

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Posted by on March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized


Religion Video of the Day

Another Bill Maher clip, pretty gay i know, but i liked it so back off




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Posted by on March 12, 2011 in Uncategorized


“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

In Response to Lori’s comments

I believe that people who do not believe in something greater than themselves are in the end, lonely, and selfish people.”

This is something lots of people say about atheists.  Its interesting.  Why does not needing to belive in fairies and ghosts and the boogeyman make me lonely person?  I feel like faith in such things, even if it is just a spiritual belief, serves as a crutch in helping to accept the realities of the world in which we live.  Being perceived as lonely is something i think people need to say in order to rationalize what a life different from theirs must be like, because if i am not lonely and i don’t need to believe in something in order to be a compassionate person, then what are you doing wasting your time with such things.  The truth is that loneliness is something universal to all people regardless of belief, the difference between the faithful and me is that i know that the cure to such things can be found in friends, family, alcohol and internet porn.  It’s not a selfish state, it is a state of self-realization and self-actualization, where my state being is not affected my the whims of antiquated supernatural beliefs.

Christians are small thinking, prejudice people”

That seems a bit prejudicial, wouldn’t you say?

We need each other and we are connected by some sort of energy or power or spirit or what ever you want to call it.”

We need each other?  When it comes to the tango, arm-wrestling, or circle jerks, sure I’ll grant you that.  But in a metaphysical sense i think others are part of the primary problem.  I think that it is difficult and scary to confront the realities of the universe without the easter bunny, or the holy spirit, or a spiritual interconnection between all beings, holding your hand and saying “its ok you’re not alone”.

Believing that you can do it alone will make one very lonely because you can not do anything alone.  Furthermore, believing that you are doing it alone makes you selfish because you are not doing anything in a vacuum.”

Believing that doing it alone might make YOU and very lonely [person] because maybe YOU can not do anything alone might be true for YOU.  But i dont think it is true for me and its is certainly not true for everyone.  You are projecting your needs onto other in what i imagine is a way to reaffirm what you believe, but doing this is no different from what every other system of belief in the world does, especially the small thinking, prejudicial Christians.

“So call yourself an atheist if you do not believe in God, but do not deny that there is some connection on some level that you can not explain, see or prove and that is a belief. This connection is an energy, some call it spirit, but non-the-less it is there”

I do deny that there is some connection on some level.  Believing in the supernatural is believing in the supernatural.  Whether you call the supernatural God, Jesus, or an unknown interconnecting energy.

“It is there when you are “alone” walking in the woods,or at the beach or in your room”

I like these kind of statements, I dont really feel a response to this is necessary.

Religion News of the Day

Pope: Jews not to blame for Jesus’ death

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Benedict XVI has made a sweeping exoneration of the Jewish people for the death of Jesus Christ, tackling one of the most controversial issues in Christianity in a new


(Mel Gibbson calls for second opinion)

Religion Fact of the Day

James Caviezel, the actor portraying Jesus in “Passion of the Christ” claims to have been struck by lightning twice during the filming of the movie, once while filming the crucifixion scene.

Religion Myth of the Day

In the book of John, Jesus is said to have brought a man named Lazarus back to life after he had been dead for four days.  Thats bullshit, those people were suppose to base their faith on actual miracles, and I’m suppose to believe because I’m told sunshine and rainbows are miracles?

Religion Quote of the Day

“If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father.  Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and will never be allowed to divorce her.” – Deuteronomy 22:28-29

If a man is caught??

Religion Video of the Day

I think Bill Maher is a douche, but never the less…

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Posted by on March 11, 2011 in Uncategorized