Religion Exploitive Opportunity of the Day

20 May

What do you do with your dog or cat when the rapture is fast approaching and you know for a fact that God loves you so much you will be one of the few to ascend to heaven?  Hire an atheist pet sitter! (This actually kind of pisses me off, i spent a solid 20-30 min trying to think of a way to exploit this whole Judgment Day thing for personal gain, I should have thought of this)

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes, what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind?” Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to “take that burden off your mind.”

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.”


1 Comment

Posted by on May 20, 2011 in Uncategorized


One response to “Religion Exploitive Opportunity of the Day

  1. Annalies

    May 23, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Hahahahahaha What a smart idea!


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