“And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night”

17 Mar

I had a little bit to drink last night and just realized i started scheduling visits by Jehovah’s Witnesses to my friends houses.  Why? I dont know…

Religion News of the Day

“Glenn Beck Thinks Japan Earthquake is a Message from GOD”

My feelings for Glenn Beck are roughly akin to my feelings towards morbidly obese people.  Not good.  Normally i would not waste thought on him (or them) but he has a popular show so when he goes on the air saying he thinks shit like earthquakes are a message from GOD, lots of people actually listen and take it as news.  Which pisses me off.  EARTHQUAKES ARE NOT A SIGN FROM GOD!! Everyone knows earthquakes happen because you touch yourself.

Religion Fact of the Day

There is such thing as Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.  9.85 for a box of 50.  I didn’t realize communion wasn’t exempt from such earthly problems.  Weird.

Religion Myth of the Day

The Koran does not say anywhere that you will get 72 virgins in the afterlife if you die a martyr. (Suckers)

Religion Quote of the Day

“If you fear highhandedness from your wives, remind them [of the teaching of God], then ignore them when you go to bed, then hit them” – Sura(Quran)  4:34

Religious Pic of the Day

Why? Because i had to, thats why..

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