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“And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night”

17 Mar

I had a little bit to drink last night and just realized i started scheduling visits by Jehovah’s Witnesses to my friends houses.  Why? I dont know…

Religion News of the Day

“Glenn Beck Thinks Japan Earthquake is a Message from GOD”

My feelings for Glenn Beck are roughly akin to my feelings towards morbidly obese people.  Not good.  Normally i would not waste thought on him (or them) but he has a popular show so when he goes on the air saying he thinks shit like earthquakes are a message from GOD, lots of people actually listen and take it as news.  Which pisses me off.  EARTHQUAKES ARE NOT A SIGN FROM GOD!! Everyone knows earthquakes happen because you touch yourself.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/14/glenn-beck-japan-earthquake-god_n_835573.html

Religion Fact of the Day

There is such thing as Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.  9.85 for a box of 50.  I didn’t realize communion wasn’t exempt from such earthly problems.  Weird.

http://www.cokesbury.com/forms/ProductDetail.aspx?pid=352972

Religion Myth of the Day

The Koran does not say anywhere that you will get 72 virgins in the afterlife if you die a martyr. (Suckers)

Religion Quote of the Day

“If you fear highhandedness from your wives, remind them [of the teaching of God], then ignore them when you go to bed, then hit them” – Sura(Quran)  4:34

Religious Pic of the Day

Why? Because i had to, thats why..

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